I don't bash on the n00bs.

Bashing the n00bs are for babies anyway. I mean, come on!

It’s the Bullshit Daily Double~!!!

What is up, my little shitheads? This is somebitchypikofan, and you’ve read it, today is the bullshit daily double~!!! Now before we announce our contestants, I’ll have to give out the history of our episode!

So, some n00b copied not n00b’s SeeU model, and not n00b cried like a little bitch, so some whiteknights defended not n00b.

Opening Credits:

NetAngell as n00b
DannaPMXer as not n00b
MMDInsanity as white-knight #1
deadpan-hapiness as white-knight #2

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Because I am a piece of shit, I’m going to shove n00b next to last in the line and start with the white-knights first, preferably #1.

There’s this thing called copying
It needs to STOP

Preferably with some FOOD.

YOU’VE MADE DANNA STOP MAKING MODELS

It’s kind of harsh nowadays to see someone bluntly blame another, don’t you guys think?

Remember kids, use the I-message, not the you-message. It gets your feelings across, you’re assertive, but you’re not an outward dick about it.

I’M NOT SURPRISED IF YOU DID THIS ON PURPOSE

Seeing n00b’s gallery, that’s very unlikely.

I KNOW YOU PUT TIME AND EFFORT INTO THIS
BUT I KNOW YOU WERE JEALOUS AND DIDN’T SPEND ANY TIME OR EFFORT ON COMING UP WITH
AN IDEA

Props for acknowledging the fact that n00b at least put some time and effort into her model, but seriously what the fuuuuuuuuuuuck?

Let’s take a look at not n00b’s SeeU.

Now let’s take a look at n00b’s SeeU.

The first reason as to why someone would copy my shit probably wouldn’t be jealousy (Hell, that wouldn’t even be my 50th reason.).

YOU PROBABLY DIDN’T SPEND ANY TIME THINKING

If n00b spent time and effort, then how would they have not have spent time thinking about the model?

Unfortunately, I don’t have enough time to go further with white-knight #1 due to time constraints, but anyways! Onwards to white-knight #2!

SeeU: What the fuck is this shit? Wow, original eye texture, I can almost taste the originality. And why is there no hair texture? Did you even try? My hair looks so much better and high quality than that! Oh, I love your shoes, where did you get them? ovo … *looks down* Oh wait.

Oh wow. Look at you. You used a fictional character as your mouthpiece to convey your message in a rude, aggressive, vile way.

If I could use some convoluted logic here, then I can say that you’re copying me!

You unoriginal piece of shit you~! ;)∋

OH FUCK! Time constraints have caught up with me again, and now the mail’s here.

What’s this? A letter?

Oh look! It’s n00b!

Really danna don’t you have anything to do?

Yes. Telling you to quit copying her.

what’s the problem been copied and been credited ?

Good for you for crediting, but copying isn’t exactly the best thing in the world. In school, it results in getting you a zero.

Yes i repeat i f*cking copied you and everyones copies everyone but only the stealing textures are bad

You could change the textures and colors all you want; you’re still copying. Ask the Sonic fandom all about it. They know.

On a more serious note, if you don’t want to copy, try giving the hair a different texture. Adjust the placement of the buns. Try using different sleeves/ties/shoes/etc.

MOTHERFUCKER! TIME CONSTRAINTS AGAIN?! 

Oh yeah. The big one. The world record. Kiddies and manchildren, it’s time for-

NOT N00B!!!

NO MORE DOWNLOADS BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE SO UN ORIGINAL AND KEEP COPYING ME.

Even though it’s just one person right now.

THIS IS WHY I KEEP STOPPING MY DOWNLOADS! PEOPLE BREAK RULES, STEAL, AND COPY ME. CAUSE THEY HAVE NO ORIGINALITY OR CONCERN FOR HOW OTHERS FEEL!

And not because they’re unorginal dumb shits who are way too inspired by yours.

So you know what?! F*ck it, all models are PRIVATE AGAIN!

Even though ONE person copied ONE model!!!

Y-yeah… that makes a whole lot of sense…

This is f*cking stupid. WHY DO I KEEP PUTTING UP WITH THIS SH*T?!

Because you upload your work on a very famous website. Really, this is typically what you expect from a shitty website like DeviantArt.

This is the same person who copped me last time

On the last episode of Cops…

I am so done, I don’t think I will be coming back ANY TIME SOON!

F*ck this crappy community!

Don’t let the door hit you behind.

On a more serious note, have you tried talking to her (other than yelling at her on a journal entry)? Have you tried giving her criticism or pointers? Maybe if you had sat down and talked to her using the I-message instead of the you-message, you could get your message across more quickly and easily.

And overall, even on both sides you can still look like a dumb ass. I’m somebitchypikofan, and I’ll see you soon.

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